Could Miley Cyrus be pregnant and doing a reality television show with our favourite Kardashian bitch, Kourtney? This is not a weird piece of gossip that was churned out by chain smoking reporter in a black and white office, but is actually based on some semblance of truth.
Firstly, with the pregnancy rumours: Miley recently cut off most of her hair, which has intrigued her fans as to why she would do something so extreme. Could it be that she did this to distract her fans in order to hide her weight gain and baby bump? There have, as of yet, been no reports of a stomach bulge, nor was a stomach bulge spotted on the images she uploaded of her new cut. Secondly, Miley has not been spotted exiting her Pilates class recently. She was usually seen a few sweaty moments after the class, with a skinny and anorexic frame. Did Miley decide to stop exercising, and if so, why? Lastly, Miley has not been too social the past few months, which might also point to the fact that she’s getting rest for the upcoming little person in her stomach. One cannot dismiss the actions by Miley as mere coincidence, so one has to revert back to the original question – could Miley Cyrus be pregnant? Miley also appeared at the 2012 VMA’s with a figure hugging dress and no signs of a baby bump could be seen, so we’re going 50/50 on this one and placing our bets on an early 2013 baby announcement.
If the reality television rumours are to be believed, Miley will be appearing in her own hybrid Kardashian/Snooki reality television show as soon as mid-2013. The show’s premise has already been leaked to popular entertainment websites, with Hollywood Hiccups reporting about the show:
The new series, working title “Kids on Kids,” will have this premise: The three couples, Kourtney Kardashian and fiancé Scott Disick, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, of “The Hunger Games” and “The Expendables 2” fame, will all live next door to each other in Malibu, California, and try to live their day today lives separately, while coordinating the social lives and day to day happenings of their children, Lorenzo, Penelope, and the unborn and as of yet unnamed child of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth while trying to keep their sanity.
Is this to be believed? Should we be setting our DVR’s about a year into the future? Will the world still exist for Miley to take part in this reality show, or could this rumoured show be the pinnacle of apocalyptic predictions? We don’t know. We used our last Starbucks money of the month to bet on the pregnancy, so we’re sure as hell not going to bet on this one too. We’re betting a 20/80 (20 for the show) chance that this show will ever see the light of production day.
Let us know in the comments below if you believe Miley might actually be pregnant? Is the baby Liam Hemsworth’s or courtesy of that weird guy Miley was flirting with in Miami? Will you be watching this reality show if the rumours are proven true?
