Calls for the end of the British Monarchy are ringing out again this morning after Queen Elizabeth’s drunken punk of a grandson, Prince Harry, managed to get himself photographed partying in Las Vegas and plastered all over TMZ. As we reported on Celeb Dirty Laundry: Prince Harry decided to bare everything, and we mean everything, in Vegas this weekend during a raging party that involved a game of intense strip billiards. Based off the photos, it looks like Harry lost everything — mainly his clothes and, probably, his royal title. The Queen is going to love this, isn’t she? Apparently, Harry and his crew got a VIP suite and, after scouring the bar for some worthy party mates, took the fun and games back up to the room where things got wild and super naked.
Queen Elizabeth II has been forced to deal with more scandal during her reign than The National Enquirer. Her son, Prince Charles, the heir apparent to the British throne, cheated constantly on his wife, the late Princess Diana. And who was Charles’ favorite mistress? Why it was Camilla Parker-Bowles, his current wife! Of course Camilla was also married during her affair with Charles to Andrew Parker-Bowles. So we can say that couple currently slated to become King and Queen Consort of England are two cheating rats – isn’t that lovely.
Of course Diana did her fair share of messing around, sleeping around, partying – all that good stuff that we have come to expect from royalty. In fact, many question whether Prince Harry is Charles’ biological son. Diana had a long affair with former British household cavalry officer James Hewitt – a man who bears a striking resemblance to Harry. Check out the pics below.
We won’t even get into the many compromising situations Harry’s binge drinking has produced in the past or Pippa Middleton’s recent criminal gun-toting Parisian tour. These are just some of the most recent highlights of British royal scandals – but Sarah Ferguson and Randy Prince Andy come to mind as having taken a few years off of Elizabeth”s life as well.
So now the poor old Queen gets to have another nervous breakdown as her aides try to break the big news to her gently. Her grandson, third in line to the throne, is being viewed in all his nakedness by most of the world this morning. I have only two good words I can say about British Royalty – and they are KATE MIDDLETON.