The salmon-faced Teresa Giudice will soon become an ex-member of the Giudice family, this according to a National Enquirer report, as reported on by RadarOnline. Allegedly, the Real Bitch of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is done with her husband and part-time abuser, Joe Giudice. However, Ms. Salmon is going to keep up the pretence until after the holidays – she doesn’t want her fan base to crumble like Greece, and a divorce before Christmas is a big no-no in the reality television rulebook.
Joe is facing up to 10 years in a federal prison for driver’s license fraud, but according to a source, Teresa won’t stand by her man like a soppy Ben E. King song. “Teresa will leave Joe regardless of the outcome of the court case. But to keep up appearances, they’ll play happy family until that time. Her game plan is to make nice with Joe over Thanksgiving and Christmas, dress up their girls – Gabriella, Audriana, Milania, and Gia – in their finest party clothes, plaster a fake smile on her face and act as if all is well,” a sordid little source reveals. This will not deviate much from what Salmon-eyed Teresa is accustomed to – fakeness is the name of the reality TV game. The doomsayer source slam dunks a conclusion, “But in reality, things couldn’t be worse between them.”
Allegedly, Teresa became so fed up with Joe’s “inability to bring in a stable income and his alleged cheating” that she decided to slam her stilettos into the pavement and forced Joe to hit the road. You might remember, not too long ago, that Joe was caught on camera calling Teresa a “bitch” and a “c**t”, and purportedly, this was the final straw.
Teresa’s time is running out as reigning Queen of Fakeville, so in order to re-capture her former, forgotten fame; she needs to do everything in her power to get back into the headlines. What do you think? Are they getting divorced? Is this the end of the Giudice’s as we know it? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.
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