Will Your Next Intimate Relationship Be With A Robot?

Will Your Next Intimate Relationship Be With A Robot?

Could sex with robots help extend human life spans? Some futurists seem to think so. An article on the website, Transhumanity, argues that robot lovers could help extend life spans by giving users mind-blowing “longevity orgasms” far superior to those from human “meat-bag” partners.

It goes on to say that, “Sexbots will be more desirable, patient and eager than their meat-bag competition plus their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices”.

Are you frickin’ kidding me?

Have any of you sexbot makers seen The Terminator? How about The Matrix? Ummmm, you don’t need Nostradamus to tell you this is a disaster waiting to happen.

Let me make this very simple. Sexbots equal the end of the human race.

First of all, there’s a balance among us “meat-bags”. Sometimes we men don’t get what we want or when we want it. See, that’s a good thing. Because if I can plug in “Robo-Ho” and her upgraded lady parts that have no stop signs along the way…well, I’m never leaving my house again. Ever. And by ever I mean frickin’ ever. Well, maybe part time. Just enough to pay the electric bill. Because other than taking a few moments to shell out a few bucks to them, the only thing I’ll be doing is repeatedly getting all in that software. I’ll be rebooting my hard drive twenty, thirty times a day. And I know you ladies are saying, “Yeah, that won’t last long. You’ll get bored soon.” Wrooooooong! How can I get bored when I’m gonna be able to put my sexbot in more positions than a Rubik’s Cube?

And….the one thing men will find MOST irresistible…the deal killer for the human race…no more drama. The biggest drama I’m gonna have in my life is whether to get them equipped with a toaster or not. Hey, a man has to eat once in a while. Yep, this is a complete disaster. A sexy, freaky, kinky, hot, beautiful disaster. Now that I think about it…maybe the end of the world isn’t so bad. HASHTAG – waiting on my prototype.

Meat-bag out!

 



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