It’s a LEGendary battle! Or Not. Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian are not on the same level of fame, or even the same species. The latter is known more for breaking into the scene notoriously through “that tape” and her family’s reality show than for any artistic or humanitarian pursuits but here they are being pitted against each other as far as leg bombing goes. So, let’s bite for the sake of a slow day in the world of entertainment, shall we?
Over at Cambio, a poll is being taken as to whose leg looks better in a side, thigh-high slit. There’s a photo of Angelina taken at the Oscars in 2012… yes, that infamous photo that launched a thousand memes, a twitter handle, a facebook account, and became fodder for many media outlets worldwide. And then there’s Kim’s at the Givenchy fashion show in Paris in all her cankle glory. “Cankle,” calves and ankles that look as though they’ve been merged, made famous by Jason Alexander’s douchey character in the movie Shallow Hal. Note to self: must revisit the movie this weekend. Anyway, as of this writing Angelina is waaay ahead of Kim, getting more nods at 89% than Kim’s paltry 11%, which is as it should be.
The people have spoken in favor of Brad Pitt’s beloved. Now this is not to say that Angelina’s gams should always be exposed. No. Angelina’s face is breathtakingly beautiful. Flawless, that woman. However, her legs are skin and bones. The reason why she’s leading the Cambio poll is because people love her far more and deservedly so. Plus, there should be no world where Kim trumps Angelina. It should not be allowed to happen where these two are concerned. But the truth is, Angelina needs heavy duty nourishment before any further leg action takes place in the future. Please, Angelina, give glorious carbs a chance? The occasional burger, French fry, and milkshake wouldn’t hurt, you know?