So this is what all that hobnobbing with Dave Clark and Princess Beatrice was about. He was trying to score another space flight. Ashton Kutcher is already set to go to space on Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic flight and now he wants a seat for his Mrs. as well. A source told The Sun that Ashton and Mila Kunis are planning a fall wedding and this space adventure would be the perfect honeymoon for them.
Dave Clark works for astronaut relations and he sold Ashton the 500th ticket for the Virgin space flights which cost about $194,000. That sounds cheap to me for some reason. Anyway, 600 tickets have been sold to the likes of Stephen Hawking, Russell Brand and Justin Bieber. I don’t know what’s worse for Mila, actually marrying Ashton or having to sit next to Justin Bieber in space. I can only imagine the conversations that will be had!
But Ashton’s going to have to act quick if he wants to say “I do” before the space jaunts start. They are expected to begin sometime after Christmas and it doesn’t look like Demi Moore’s going to let him off the hook anytime soon. She’s after him for $18 million and all that yoga is keeping her eye on the prize. You throw a mooney honeymoon into the mix and I’d wager there won’t be a divorce until 2015. It’s bad enough he’s moving on to Mila but now he wants to cap off their celestial coupledom in the stars. Bitch please. Demi won’t be allowing that. It’s just too much love and cheese.
Am I the only person who thinks this is kinda lame or is my distaste for Ashton getting in the way? Is an Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis honeymoon in space romantic?
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