As gossip lovers we should never hate on a celebrity’s TMI moment. TMIs are great. They are what we live for! So Brandi Glanville’s revelation that she bought a new vagina after her divorce from Eddie Cibrian shouldn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth. It should make me giddy over the new, totally inappropriate and unnecessary news that most likely is making LeAnn Rimes cry over her liquid and pills breakfast this morning. But somehow that special feeling is missing. I don’t have the warm and fuzzies over a dumb ass reality star’s desperate mouth. God forbid, could too much information really be too much freakin’ information?
No, sorry that passed. Let’s enjoy a good old story about vaginal reconstruction. Brandi Glanville is throwing it all out there for her new book Drinking and Tweeting and when I say everything I’m including those bothersome character attributes like dignity and self respect. She writes: “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina . . . I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit- card number.”
I don’t know about you but I figured a new vagina would cost more but perhaps I was just thinking of the cost to your self esteem…. So, are we surprised? Are you kidding me? Look at the woman. A new vajayjay was probably one of her least invasive surgeries. And she needs to sell books and this is the way to do it. If this is one of the stories she’s using to promote the book, imagine all the craziness still left to read. I’m not going to lie, it’s on my list.
Besides, I’m asking all the wrong questions. This is totally a Brandi thing to do and we should have seen this coming. What I want to know from you is how quickly you think LeAnn is making an appointment?
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