Brody Jenner is (maybe) heading to the biggest wedding of the year! The ex-Hills reality star was the proverbial prodigal son recently when he joined the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He was mostly absent from any and all Kardashian related seasons and spin-offs, but since Kim Kardashian hit the big time with Kanye West, Jenner returned “home” with a bang and a buck in his back pocket.
Brody obviously signed up for the new season because of Kim and Kanye’s upcoming wedding. Riding coat tails runs in the Kardashian/Jenner blood, so it is only fitting that the half-brother attempts to gain as much exposure as possible during the biggest wedding in recent celebrity history.
“You never know with the family. I didn’t get invited to the engagement so you never know,” said Brody during an interview with Us Weekly. This half-baked attempt at begging for an invite is as desperate as Khloe Kardashian in a kiddy maze over Christmas. Brody even made amends with Bruce Jenner (his Botox dad) in order to score an invite for the wedding.
They reconciled and became best friends.
According to Brody, “We talk all the time. I was just talking to him this morning. It’s all golf. All we talk about is golf.”
It’s not really golf, Brody. The man’s lower face is so full of Botox that he can’t say any complex words – Kris Jenner is taking a straw to the wedding so that Bruce can sip the cake and drink his own tears! The Kardashians are also hoping and praying that Khloe Kardashian doesn’t ask the wall to “let her into Narnia”, because Bruce’s shocked face will collapse into his infinite hair-hat.
Is Brody a fame whore? Will he be a guest at the wedding? Will he ever understand Bruce’s Botox language?
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