Eva Mendes Buys Ryan Gosling A Sex Toy – You Won’t Believe What It Is!

EvEva Mendes Buys Ryan Gosling A Sex Toy – You Won’t Believe What It Is!

Ryan Gosling is, according to human standards, the most attractive man in world history (Yes, he even beats Katherine Hepburn).  Eva Mendes is, according to intergalactic standards, the most beautiful woman in world history (Yes, she even beats Chaz Bono). What do these stars have in common except a hot relationship and Colgate smiles? A sex shop, and yes, you read that correctly.

According to Hope from Celebs Gather, “Eva Mendes was recently spotted leaving a kinky sex shop with a new purchase which must have been for her man. La Mendes’ purchase was big, anatomically life-sized, and so realistic-looking that it was downright scary. No, it’s not what you’re thinking. It was a skull. And no, that’s not a misprint. A skull.

Why on God’s green earth would someone buy their partner a skull? Are they going to re-enact scenes from the Indiana Jones movies? Kiki de Montparnasse, the sex shop’s name, stocks “luxury lingerie, bridal, and fantasy merchandise.” The latter sounds like a good option for horny housewives and Johnny Depp, but we don’t really see Ryan Gosling getting his kink on by looking like Chewbacca, now do we?

So, why did Mendes purchase the skull? Was it a gag gift (no pun intended)? Did she buy it to impress her one and only? Did she randomly waltz into a sex shop and decided that a skull would accentuate one of her fifteen living rooms? We can only imagine what went down (no pun intended) in that bedroom, but for all we know, the two of them most probably watched paint dry while drinking warm milk and listening to The Carpenters.

What do you think? Why do you think Mendes bought a skull for Ryan Gosling? Let us know your thoughts in the naughty comments below, will you?

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  • http://www.facebook.com/allieiswired Allie Shain

    First sex toy… then skull. hmmmm. bigger than a gerbil lol

  • http://twitter.com/bohomoth bohomoth

    This just had me crying with laughter. I dread to think what they’re doing with that thing in the bedroom.