Of all the Teen Mom stars, Farrah Abraham is probably the last one I’d turn to for advice. Despite a genuine love of her super adorbs daughter Sofia (who now with stylish, waxed eyebrows), she comes off as really inconsiderate and ungrateful! Now that the original Teen Mom stars are done filming, Farrah is situated in Florida with her daughter. She’s hinted at a new book, and is writing new songs (though I think her fans still aren’t over the shock of the first one!), and with the new year, she’s reassessing the state of her life. The young mom took to her Sulia page to discuss the pros and cons about Florida. And what’s the worst part? Endless sex!
Farrah’s pros are pretty standard: sun, ocean views, culture, and tourist sights. Her cons, however, are pretty unique. She criticizes Florida restaurants for their “expensive food (unreasonable pricing),” which is funny for a culinary student, who knows how to cost out menu items and factor in labor costs! But her most shocking con for the state of Florida is “sex, sex, sex”! How so, you may ask? Farrah advises her fellow residents to “give it a break people before your body is broken.” I’m no doctor, but I think that’s impossible!
So what gives? Farrah is obviously disgusted by the sex everyone else is having. We assume she isn’t including herself in that. But is it Farrah’s place to comment on what other people do in the privacy of their own homes? Or did Farrah just have a weird relationship involving a sex addict? It’s hard to say exactly what sparked the annoyance, but it’s pretty amusing, considering all of Farrah’s bad personal decisions. Maybe this means she is maturing and giving up the superficial lifestyle. Considering that another bad thing about Florida is “out of touch people, (fake, phony, evil, greedy)” Of course, she’s the plastic surgery princess! I wonder if she’ll be returning her breast implants, chin implants, and having her real nose reinstalled! What brought this on? Is Farrah being a total hypocrite?