Poor Jennifer Aniston. She wants to prove to the world that she is over her cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater ex-husband Brad Pitt by marrying her stolen (funny how everyone forgets) boyfriend Justin Theroux (who was with Heidi Bivens when he started knocking boots with Jen), but, according to the National Enquirer, the wedding is once again delayed because Ms. Aniston is having problems going ahead with the plans because of Telly Savalas.
This pair has had a very rocky road toward the altar, haven’t they? First, we have Jen’s Brad fixation that has caused her to seek therapy. This alone has been a huge stumbling block toward marrying Justin. Would you want to grow old with someone who can’t get over her ex?
Then, we have her obsession over Angelina Jolie that is so bad, her newest friend, Chelsea Handler, goes on tirades about Angie on her show, Chelsea Lately, years after Jen and Brad split!
In addition to apparently yammering on and on about Angelina enough to keep Chelsea incensed, she cannot even work on movies that have a character named Angie! It makes her cringe, cry, and refuse to go to the set to begin work until the scripts get revised. How unprofessional. Jennifer gets paid more money for one film than most families will see in several lifetimes and she can’t pull it together enough to get the job done just because of a character’s name? Please.
Then, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got engaged around the same time as Justin and Jennifer. Everyone waited to see who would announce a wedding date first, only neither couple has said a word. All anyone ever says is, “No date has been set yet,” or an unnamed source close to one couple or the other says a wedding is “imminent,” or “later this year,” or “sometime next year.”
Now we have the news that Justin has apparently moved out of Jennifer’s home. Funny, he supposedly moves out, and all of a sudden the National Enquirer is saying, “Oh, they just can’t get married right now because of a promise Jennifer made to Telly Savalas.” According to the publication, Jennifer promised her godfather Telly that she would remain connected to her Greek roots and if she marries Justin in Hawaii the way Justin wants, she will not be honoring her promise.
So, which is it? Has Justin moved out of their home or have they hit a snafu because of a vow Jennifer made to a dying man? Or, is Jennifer afraid of committing because a small part of her hopes that as long as both she and Brad remain legally unbound there is still a chance for being reunited?
What do you think? Is Jennifer perfectly justified in her Brad and Angie fixation or is it time to get the heck over it already and move on? Is it over with Justin or is the National Enquirer full of hooey? Please discuss this burning issue in the comments section below.
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