Is Justin Theroux finally going to make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston? Wedding talk is in high gear as sources are confirming the long-awaited nuptials are going to take place in a matter of weeks in Hawaii. We’ve heard this song and dance before so what about this newest rumor is so special? Well, according to The Sun, the rings, dress and best man have all been lined up AND Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren’t expected to marry over the next couple of weeks so the schedules have been checked and the coast is clear. Jennifer Aniston may become Jennifer Theroux after all.
I get the feeling this is why they acted so loved up on the red carpet at the Oscars – not because they are totally in love – which they very well might be – but because they knew the wedding was coming. Supposedly Jennifer is planning something super low key and private on Kauai so paparazzi probably won’t snag any pics (until she releases them in a few months). So the “Jennifer Aniston Married!” headlines had to have some sort of pretty pic to go along with them. What about the one I used in the header of her staring adoringly up at him? All the bases are covered. Very shrewd Jennifer!
The Sun also reports that Ben Stiller is supposed to act as the best man and Chelsea Handler will be a bridesmaid. Courteney Cox’s daughter Coco will be the flower girl. I wonder how that will end up. Jen’s new friends don’t necessarily mix with her old friends. In fact, you hardly ever see Jen with Courteney if Chelsea is around. I can’t wait for those stories to circulate through.
So… congratulations, right? I’m actually happy for her. I really don’t care either way though. The only thing to look forward to are the pregnancy stories now. And don’t freak out. The Angelina Jolie stories aren’t going anywhere even if Jen is happily married. I’m sure the tabloids will pull some amazing “Infertile Jennifer Aniston Upset Angelina’s Pregnant Again!” covers out of their asses. Where would the world be without that love triangle? I’m afraid to find out!
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