Jennifer Aniston To Play Paula Deen In Upcoming Biopic Film

Jennifer Aniston To Play Paula Deen In Upcoming Biopic Film

Great news! Jennifer Aniston finally has a reason to be known outside of her lame movies, and Brangelina Gate.

Mike Walker from the National Enquirer said Jennifer Aniston was walking her wide bellied, but not pregnant muffins around a Beverly Hills Whole Foods Market. A fat lady wearing a flower dress was star stricken by the ‘forever fiancé’.

Just when Jen gave her that fake GTFOH smile, the lady yelled, “You know? You’d make a wonderful Paula Deen! And you know someone’s going to make a movie about her troubles, so you should jump on that before somebody beats you to it.

Don’t laugh, there’s nothing funny. Jen’s face got cracked just like Alec Baldwin cracked another paparazzi for forking with him. She was humiliated, but managed to say, “Really? You think I look like Paula Deen?”

The Friends fanatic responded, “Well of course you’re younger, so they’ll use make-up to age you. But there’s definitely a resemblance. I believe you could pull it off!”

Now before you start making judgments, and assuming Justin Theroux is stalling the wedding because of the unflattering 17 pounds the childless hottie has gained, this grocery shopper may have a point. All of Jennifer’s movies tend to be her playing the exact same character. Fans are unexcited, and she obviously paid for her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Since her break out role on Friends, we’ve suffered through trash movie after trash movie. Aniston is surviving Hollywood off the Friends franchise (just like the only reason NSync was invited to the VMA awards was because of Justin Timberlake). We won’t even mention how she scarified her personal life for her career.

Aniston should certainly risk her good girl image for more challenging roles. Paula Deen may be a rich turkey neck racist, but at least Aniston has the rich and turkey neck part already.

What do you think? Will Jennifer Aniston ever garner the respect of Meryl Streep, and Angelina Jolie, at this ‘We are The Millers’ pace? Should Aniston actually consider starring as Paula Deen?



  • EmilyTrainham

    Well, this is kind of sad. That’s what she’s going to end up doing though.

    • jhunted7667

      why do you think that?? do you know what’s going on??

    • jhunted7667

      sooner or later she will probably end up barefoot pregnant and in the kitchen , your not a man so you don’t feel the heat, you are a heterosexual female so you don’t feel that attraction either , it’s her chemistry and what it gives off that keeps people going to her movies , your normal so you will have you normal life , leave the cluster orgasms to the people who turn out the sensuality , I’m not saying Well bread people don’t have passion , what I’m saying is that your too young to understand how the world works and what’s going on

  • allie

    This is kind of hysterical. Not that she had this great career or anything, but this kind of ends it.

    • jhunted7667

      if fulfillment comes from a new direction and she has greater passions tugging from that direction she should follow her heart

  • Sorry

    This too funny

  • jhunted7667

    there was a time when I would have kept my Wife Lindsey who was a mirror Image to Aniston barefoot, pregnant and in the Kitchen , 20 years from now with all the seed that I would have put in her , she would have looked 24 instead of 64 ,my seed is the fountain of youth (smile) but my Lindsey ,,,had her spirit still been here she would have taken early retirement in order to have a family , I don’t see any similarities between the two, if she wants to make a documentary let her make a Biblical movie which would be a change for her , the BOOK of TOBIT , a Biblical Love story , but it would have to be made as a factual Movie

    • Joseph La

      I read that story , it’s where the Angle Raphael drives away the demon so Tobias could marry Sara , Sara is probably the beautiful woman in the Bible , 7 men tried to marry her but Only Tobias was allowed to

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  • Ali

    I doubt this story is true.

  • Jocelyn

    OMG there’s no way this is true

  • http://www.celebrityviplounge.com/ Danity Donnaly

    This is not true.

  • Angel 2009

    Oh good grief! This is just a fluff PR piece to keep Aniston’s name in the press for “We Are The Millers.”

  • Joseph La

    What Good is beauty if a man can only look , better she cover up lest she cause frustrations , I exchanged vows with someone like her once , I haven’t seen her in years though I hear about all her intrigues all the time , people I thought were friends tormented me with it ,my Ex -Legal Advisor would have sold me down the river to sing -sing I think for his time with her , he almost died from an infection (wrath of God) it broke my heart for the Longest time the betrayal you exchange vows with someone they become part of you , you even share the same thoughts sometimes , Sarah , Tobias’s Sarah was beautiful , I think God put a demon by her so no one could have her until someone worthy came along , but they met in the daytime and she was Faithful not to want ANYONE but her lawful husband , God is merciful though , he will bring someone in time that will sleep in my bed with me every night, he will erase the past , IT’s all about God giving windows of Opportunity and taking them at that moment otherwise all is lost like in my case