All in all I thought most of the women looked pretty great last night. Naomi Watts was the only one who really made me stop and stare in a good way. I guess I can throw Halle Berry in that list now that I think about it. Her body really is sick. But there were a few that missed the mark. Jennifer Aniston, Anne Hathaway and “I’m really not dead I just want to look that way” Kristen Stewart were, by far, the worst of the night. I’m wondering now if Jen’s publicist planted the Justin Theroux baby bump story when he saw how craptastic she looked on the red carpet because I didn’t see any pics of Justin Theroux cradling that belly but The Mirror has a whole story on it so it must be so. Jennifer Aniston’s pregnant!
I’m not buying it along with that nasty Valentino dress. If you’re not going to try at the Oscars then why even bother showing up? Yes, the hair and make-up were pretty, if a little formulaic, but the dress was so BORING. I don’t care that it was red. I know she’s not a huge fashionista but neither is Sally Field and she still managed to represent and look way hotter. Last night was supposed to be the big coming out party for Jen and Justin. They walked the red carpet together and gave everyone a love fest. They stared into each other’s eyes. She fixed his tie. He played the doting boyfriend. Why show up in a prom dress? I’m sorry, I just wasn’t feeling it.
And the baby rumors are stupid too. For some reason everyone wants that woman to procreate but I just don’t see it happening, do you? And is that such a bad thing? It couldn’t possibly be worse than the dress for the Oscars. Jennifer Aniston should know better by now. Is she just too busy
trying to convince us she’s in love to care?
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