Princess Ann is in a royal fury over Kate Middleton and Prince William’s lavish lifestyle. Not only is Queen Elizabeth pissed off at the younger set’s expensive jet setting, but the bad mood has passed on to another truly “hardworking” royal – her daughter. Her own children, Peter and Zara Phillips, have proper careers they work hard at, do not live off the slaving taxpayer’s money, and don’t ponce around the world’s most expensive and exclusive vacation resorts. Not only is she pissed that her own children don’t get nearly the amount of attention for their real, actual hard work like the “Holy Trinity” of Kate Middleton, Prince William and Prince Harry who, with the exception of Harry, very arguably hardly even do anything close to “work” at all. But they’re praised to High Heaven if they deign to take time out of their busy schedules of sunbathing and skiing to make a glamorous appearance at a red carpet event for a few hours once every 2-3 months.
P. Ann has also had quiet conversations about this matter with Q. Neither is best pleased about how this is reflecting upon the House of Windsor. Not especially after all of the hard work they do, something those two are both noted for.
Just take a look at the scathing comments in the Daily Mail’s article on Kate, Will’s and Harry’s latest holiday in the Swiss Alps. And for all you royal sycpophants out there: Don’t even bother trying to use the excuse of a friend’s wedding for their appearance in Swizterland. This is an annual trip for them, they would’ve gone skiing at this time – right after their other annual trip to Mustique – anyway.
Jeez you three – or at least Lazy Katie and Willy Dolittle. Grandma’s not feeling well – the 86-year-old monarch she had to cancel an appearance for St. David’s day – while you’re flitting off on holiday after another. Grow up and act at least half your age and start taking on more responsibilites. Or, better yet – if all your whining about how “hard” it is to be a royal and how pissed you always are about the intrusive papparazzi is actually true, then why don’t you JUST QUIT.
Abdicate. Then the whole world wouldn’t be subjected to your wastrel ways while they slave away at thankless, lowpaying but honest jobs and fund your lavish lifestyle.
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