The latest cover of Star Magazine has a fully detailed report on the state of Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian‘s relationship as it stands today. They go through the timeline, explaining that Khloe finally kicked Lamar out on August 21st, but it hasn’t done much good. According to the headline, ‘It’s worse than she thinks‘ looms ominously above a picture of Khloe.
The caption reads, “Drugs, Lies, & A Love Child!“, with details on Polina Polonsky‘s ‘pregnancy bombshell’. Considering that Polina was one of the mistresses who claimed that she and Lamar had a long-term affair, it wouldn’t be surprising to hear that he actually got her pregnant.
Underneath that, there are details on Lamar’s ‘years of crack and heroin abuse‘, Khloe’s public breakdown, and Kris Jenner reportedly begging Khloe to file for an ‘emergency divorce’. You know, just like what Kim Kardashian did with Kris Humphries.
Other headlines on the cover include Jennifer Aniston supposedly gaining 17 pounds, with a picture of her looking far from her usual fit self.
Then, we have a story focused on Brad Pitt‘s ‘secret Scientology sessions’, and Angelina’s fury at these rumored sessions. I have a hard time believing that Brad would go back to Scientology considering everything the public now knows about that religion. And besides, Angelina used to keep a vial of blood around her neck, she’s one to talk.
Finally, there’s an entire section devoted to ‘outrage’ at Miley Cyrus‘s MTV disgrace, otherwise known as her performance during the VMA awards. Miley certainly managed to steal the night, although I’m not sure if it was in the way she wanted. Even now, there is endless debate, with several people taking sides over what she did.
What do you guys think of Lamar’s rumored love child, Brad Pitt’s Scientology sessions, Jennifer Aniston’s weight gain, and Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance? Let us know in the comments.
Image Credit: Star Magazine