I didn’t see this Life & Style cover coming but it is AWESOME!
Khloe Kardashian lost 25 pounds! Good for her! And now she’s making her pregnant sister feel like shit and binge-eat. It’s a win/win! According to the mag, Khloe’s weight loss wasn’t triggered by the fact that Kim Kardashian’s weight has ballooned up but she’s loving the consequences nevertheless. She’s all about being the hot Kardashian now. Poor Kourtney. Why is she never in the hot conversation?
Don’t you love the cover? Khloe’s body is slamming and then there’s this dinky little pic of a troll-like Kim in the corner. Inside the mag Khloe dishes on her favorite diet foods and her stomach slimming tricks. Does that mean Kris Jenner signed off on this cover? If so, that amazingness just shows you how savvy these people are. It’s totally OK to shame one of them if it benefits the other. But don’t worry the tables will be reversed next week. They all take their turns shaming each other. And it works!
Also in the mag this week is some Angelina Jolie smut. Who cares that she just opened a primary school in Kabul becasue that’s boring. She’s secretly meeting with her ex! Which one though? Is it Johnny Lee Miller? Billy Bob Thornton? God, I hope it’s Billy Bob. I miss those two.
And then we have some news on Prince William and Kate Middleton. William’s finally making his long-awaited career decision! Will he stay in the Royal Air Force or finally become a full-time royal after his kid is born? I think we all know what we want. We want him full-time royaling. It’s so much more fun and there will be more pics for us to freak out over. Last time I heard the decision was already pretty final and he’s just waiting to announce. I wonder if that’s why Kate’s been so happy lately – no more Wales!
So what do you think of this week’s mag and the Khloe Kardashian Loses 25 Pounds feature? I love every inch of it but, more importantly, I can’t wait to see how Kim will respond next week!
Photo Credit: Life & Style magazine