Khloe Kardashian Sucidal as Kanye West Announces Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy To The World

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In his usual low-key style, Kanye West announced that he’s knocked up girlfriend Kim Kardashian in front of thousands of fans at an Atlantic City concert crowd. He pointed to Kim sitting in the crowd, called her “my baby mama” and then sang “now you having my baby.” While the publicity loving duo may be thrilled that she’s knocked up, there are a few people who are less than excited about this news.

First, there’s her HUSBAND Kris Humphries – - lest we forget, she is still married to someone else that she promised happily ever after to. And then there’s her little sister Khloe Kardashian who has been struggling for years with infertility and miscarriages. Khloe has been unable to provide her hubby Lamar Odom with a much wanted child, yet Kim snaps her fingers and has a bun (or two) in the oven. Everything seems to come easy to Kim and we know she always gets what she wants.  Okay, she missed Prince William but an affair with Price Harry is always a possibility, no?

Kim’s baby news no doubt has Khloe on the brink of a breakdown wondering why both of her sisters are fertility goddesses while she remains hopelessly barren. If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you may remember it was Kim that dragged Khloe along to a fertility exam under the contrived premise that she wanted to see about freezing her eggs and brought her little sister along to keep company. Khloe’s worst fears were confirmed on TV as we watched her heartbreak when she was told she’s not ovulating at all! Kim, of course, was told she’s fertile as hell and can breed like a bunny when she’s ready.

After Kanye broke the news, congratulatory tweets broke out from all the Kardashian/Jenners who seem to use the social media site as their primary tool for family communication. Kendall Jenner tweeted “Whos excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?!” (Obviously not Lamar, Khloe or Kim’s husband Kris). Kylie Jenner tweeted, “Congrats to this beautiful couple. I love you guys.” (I love that babies out of wedlock are business as usual for the Kardashians…)

Fellow fecund sister Kourtney tweeted, “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!” I bet – now she gets to see Kim get nice and fat and round and she can hassle her about her weight.

And finally, infertile and depressed sister Khloe tweeted, “I’m excited for Kanye and my sister! There’s nothing like bringing life into this world! Let’s keep Gods blessings coming!” I assume she means something more like: “Hey God, it’s my turn – I’m married, unlike my big sister Kourtney who’s just squeezed out baby #2 – and I’m married to the man I want to impregnate me, unlike my big sister Kim who’s married to one and knocked up by another – please, please God, let me get pregnant – why are you punishing me???

Kim seems to like to rub her success and happiness in her sister’s faces. Again, if you watch KUWK, you’ll remember when Kim got her first Bentley and lorded it over her entire family. I can’t imagine what sort of salt in Khloe’s wounds Kim has planned. I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if Kim’s news has made Khloe suicidal.

I guess congratulations are in order, so here they are: #1 Kim, congratulations on your pregnancy – please give Kris Humphries the annulment he wants so he can move on which you are so obviously doing. #2 Khloe, I hope you get pregnant very soon, with more babies than Kim and I hope they are taller, smarter and more successful than the Kimye spawn.

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