The Kardashian klan needed something positive for the press to talk about, right? I mean lately their money-making machine has become synchronous with drugs, divorce, affairs and cross-dressing Olympic Champions. Thanks to Kanye West, Kris Jenner finally has a momentary reason to crawl out of that pitt of despair because there is a new wedding to plan! That’s right, Yeezy decided to launch Kim Kardashian from perfect bitch status onto the pedestal of future wife.
Since he is the most arrogant dude in Hollywood his proposal to the most narcissistic new mom I’ve ever laid eyes on had to be way over the top. Kanye rented out San Francisco Giants ball field, kidnapped Kimmie (neither of them probably knows where there 4 month old daughter is this morning) and had a symphony there performing one of her favorite songs by Lana Del Rey, Young and Beautiful. Of course Kanye dropped to one knee with a 15 carat rock while Will You Marry Meee appeared on the stadium’s Jumbotron.
Kim said yes and who knows, maybe the third time will be the charm for her in the marriage game. Ok probably not. Kim has notoriously bad taste in men and latching onto this clown with gay tenancies and a well-documented temper is probably not the wisest of ideas either! Do you think we’ll have yet another made-for-reality-television wedding in the near future? Will Kris use it as a way to prolong Keeping Up With the Kardashhians, a show that has lost a lot of ground in recent weeks as fans have come to realize that the reality they’ve been spoon fed is nothing more than scripted bull shittery? Tell us your thoughts on Kim and Kanye’s engagement in the comments below!
