The Kardashians are once again faced with skeletons dancing on the ceiling. This time the trash talking sisters are in a duel with their two-month stepmom Ellen Kardashian. It’s like reality television’s version of The Hunger Games, except there’s no Jennifer Lawrence and mines and bees and stuff.
And the Kardashians aren’t going to be smacked by a spear.
Ellen married Robert Kardashian two months before his death in 2003. Kim Kardashian claims that Ellen “wed her dad at his weakest”. Khloe Kardashian claims that unicorns are real and that cats speak French, but that’s a whole different court case involving hobbits and Lionel Richie.
Kim wrote in a sworn statement that her dad “was suffering from extreme mental and physical fatigue” and that he was not “fully aware of his surroundings” on his wedding day. She also added, “His mental state was compromised and I believed it was due to his illness and medications.”
According to Ellen K, Kris Jenner was a cheating, abusive famewhore. She also alleges that Khloe Kardashian wasn’t Robert Kardashian’s biological daughter, but we all knew that because it was OJ in the Bronco!
A lawyer for Ellen discussed the Kardashian’s legal stupidity in a RadarOnline exclusive:
“It is clear that the Kardashians are not getting good advice because they have chosen to disclose personal details about Robert Kardashian’s terminal illness and eventual death. This only forces our client to respond to their libelous and false statements. On the one hand they complain that our client is illegally disclosing confidential information and one the other hand they release intimate details about their private family life. It is all consistent with their entire business model of selling family secrets for profit. We look forward to explaining this all to the court.”
The Kardashians are suing Ellen “for selling Robert’s private diaries to various magazines”, but Ellen is using legal nuclear weapons and suing Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Rob and Kris “for defamation, intentionally inflicting emotional distress, civil harassment, a civil conspiracy to defame and the public disclosure of private facts.”
And so another controversial Kardashian chapter begins.