I kind of liked Kim Kardashian’s self imposed hiatus from the public eye, didn’t you? It was nice not to have a planned photo op shoved at us each and every day but I’ll admit it, I wondered how she would reemerge after baby Nori was born. I figured Kim would stop eating, live in work out clothes and come back skinnier than ever. Instead we have watched the biggest reality television, attention seeking whore hide away for 3 months in a self-imposed prison. It has to suck when you’re hiding out all day and the man who greets you, if he feels like it, at the end of it all is Kanye West!
Kanye decided after catching tons of heat for bailing on Kim and Nori that he would take his baby mama with him for Paris Fashion Week. It was a little step towards proving that some day soon Kim will be allowed out of the house again on the regular, once she pulls herself together. New pics of the two popped up that seem to indicate that Kim has some sort of waistline again but don’t think it’s the result of hard work. Just as Nori’s upbringing will be left to the nannies,Kim’s post-baby bod was placed in the hands of a capable surgeon.
Kanye was at first very much against the idea, especially after losing his mother thanks to a recovery gone bad, but then he had a lightbulb moment and realized that while Kimmie is looking better, she’s nowhere near looking like his perfect bitch. Kanye realized that Kim will never be Vogue cover ready without some extra help. What he doesn’t get is that Kim could be a size zero and Anna Wintour isn’t going to acknowledge her, in fact she might actually be one wrung below Miley Cyrus in the no-way-is-she-getting-a-cover race for dead last place.
Honestly, it’s not even Kim’s size that is the issue so much as it is her boyfriend trying to cram her into clothing that just doesn’t work for her body. Ruffles and peplum are not for curvy women like Kim, usually ever. If Kim wants to save her brand she needs to dress for her body or better yet, how about reinventing herself as a hands on working mom? That’s probably not going to happen, right? Tell us your thoughts on Kim’s latest look in the comments below!
Kim in Paris today, October 1
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