Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Season 3 Episode 2 Recap 01/21/13

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Season 3 Episode 2 Recap 01/21/13

Tonight KOURTNEY AND KIM TAKE MIAMI is back with the conclusion of Season 3′s premiere called “Secrets.”  On last night’s part one of the premiere, Kourtney and Khloe, with Scott and Mason, returned to Miami.

The girls help get D-A-S-H back on track, and promoted the store by doing a naked/painted photo shoot with two of their employees. At the photo shoot, Kourtney got frustrated with hungover Khloé. After being late for her radio show, Khloé After Dark, she decided to get her priorities straight. Meanwhile, Scott looked into fixing up a nightclub.  Did you see the episode?  We did and we recapped it here for you!

On tonight’s part 2 of the season 3 premiere, Kourtney arrives in Miami without Scott; Kim is focused on being a good mom to her new kitten.Kim gets pressured into getting drunk when she visits her sisters; Khloe auditions dates to hook Kourtney up at the boutique.

Kim is upset about her fertility when it is compared to a 50 year old.  Kourtney is not pleased when she hears Scott’s plan to race cars.  She did not want him to party, party in Miami so this is Scott’s new plan.  Can’t wait for tonight, you know there is going to be tons of drama!

Tonight’s episode is going to be another drama packed one, which you won’t want to miss. So be sure to tune in for our live coverage of E!’s Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Season 3 episode 2— tonight at 9PM EST!  While you wait for our recap, hit the comments and let us know how excited you are about the new episode of KKTM tonight and check out the sneak peek video below of tonight’s episode below!

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E! is pimping this as a brand new episode but it actually ran earlier today. Kim has gone to a fertility doctor and has learned that her egg count resembles that of a 50 year old woman so she is freaking out completely. Meanwhile Khloe is trying to figure out how to tell Kourtney that she smells like a skunk nonstop. Apparently Kourt thinks deodorant is bad for a nursing mother and so she reeks nonstop. Scott agrees that she’s a train wreck but no one wants to tell her because she’s a mess dealing with two babies. Scott decides that he can’t conduct business out of a hotel room and so he goes looking for office space. Wait a minute, what business does Scott actually conduct? I understand him not wanting to be trapped in a spacious hotel suite with a ratchet baby mama and two kids though.

E! is pimping this as a brand new episode but it actually ran earlier today. Kim has gone to a fertility doctor and has learned that her egg count resembles that of a 50 year old woman so she is freaking out completely. Meanwhile Khloe is trying to figure out how to tell Kourtney that she smells like a skunk nonstop. Apparently Kourt thinks deodorant is bad for a nursing mother and so she reeks nonstop. Scott agrees that she’s a train wreck but no one wants to tell her because she’s a mess dealing with two babies. Scott decides that he can’t conduct business out of a hotel room and so he goes looking for office space. Wait a minute, what business does Scott actually conduct? I understand him not wanting to be trapped in a spacious hotel suite with a ratchet baby mama and two kids though.

Kim heads over to Jonathan’s place to talk and she tells him that Kourtney is making her reconsider having kids ever. She tells him Kourtney is a nonstop slob kabob and is sickened to see her still wearing pajamas at 2 in the afternoon.  I’m sure that won’t be Kim in a few months because by 2pm she won’t be anywhere near her child. That will be her nannies job to handle. Kim will be doing late lunches dressed like she’s ready to hit a red carpet instead.

Scott is embroiled in a new bromance with a guy named Chapman who is into racing cars. That’s something Scott wants to dabble in and so he and Kourtney go to dinner with Champman and his wife.  Kourtney is glad that Scott has a new friend but she refuses to let her baby daddy get involved in such a dangerous hobby.  Kim visits Kourt the next day and goes off on her for wearing a tshirt a yoga pants while holding Penelope. Kim is obsessed with her sisters appearance and tells her to stop dressing like Octomom.

As Scott takes a spin around the race track Kourtney, Kim and Khloe meet with a realtor to scout for new Dash locations. The girls let Mason be the messenger, he tells Kourtney she smells like a bear and he douses her with perfume. Khloe scolds Kim for continuing to insult Kourtney over her baby weight.   The girls go to lunch and Kim continues ragging on kourtney. She tells Kourtney that her mom life is incredibly boring and that she would die if she had to be a mom like her right now. Kourtney leaves Kim in the dust and when Kim catches up with her they fight hard.

Kourtney goes home to curl up with Penelope and Khloe heads to the pool to talk to Kim. Kim tells her about her doctors visit and her fear that she’ll never have kids. Khloe thinks maybe Kim’s anger about her own situation is causing her to lash out at Kourtney in pure jealousy.

Kourtney receives a phone call that Scott got into a racing accident which is interesting since she had no idea he was even driving. She rushes to meet him at the hospital. He has a mild concussion and explains that driving is something he’s passionate about. Kourtney thinks maybe if she sees him drive she’ll feel better. After getting Scott home Kourtney joins Kim for dinner and Kim decides to tell her that the green eyed monster has made her be super mean lately. Kim fears never having kids. Kourt seems to make her feel a bit better and they make up.

Tune in next time to see if Kourtney finds deodorant and if Kim can be less of a bitch.