Kris Humphries Gets The Last Laugh As Kim Kardashian Balloons Miserably and Battles Kanye West

Kris Humphries Gets the Last Laugh As Kim Kardashian Balloons Miserably and Battles Kanye West

The whole Kardashian clan may (or may not have) totally scammed Kris Humphries into a storyline for reality television under the premise of love and marriage but you better believe he is having a huge laugh right now at Kim Kardashian’s expense. He thought she was tough to deal with at times when skinny and mobile, look at her now!

Girlfriend has gained at least 50 pounds already and each photo that we see has a really miserable looking Kim strapped into a ridiculous outfit. She supposedly wanted babies but now that she is actually pregnant, this child seems to truly be the last thing on her mind. Instead we have watched Kimmie book it to the gym, test out a liquid diet and then show up to shop for baby thinks with her sisters absolutely miserable. This girl truly hates her life right now and Kris has got to be thanking his lucky stars that he’s not stuck with her!

Neither is Kanye West it seems. Instead of being in L.A. Helping to care for his bloated baby mama he is in Paris working (supposedly) on a new album.  Kim feels abandoned and Kanye has realized what Kris could have told him after only a 15 minute marriage to Kim. She’s may be a bitch but she’s no one’s “perfect bitch”, as Kanye once proudly proclaimed.

Are you seeing a pattern here? Kim wanted to be married, until she was and then she tweaked. She wanted to be pregnant, until she is and now it’s the worst thing to ever happen to her. This chick clearly doesn’t know what it is that she really wants and it has left her life in clear shambles. Right now she’s fearing she’s going to end up a single mother – finally it looks like Kim might be in touch with reality at least regarding something!

Is Kim a single-mom-to-be? Is Kris laughing his head off with every new p0hoto that he sees? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!

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  • Patricia Wallace

    Kris is well to be rid of her. Who knows what is going on with her. I don’t even think she is pregnant. One day she is a big, fat whale as in the white dress. Then in the leather pants picture she looks small. In the white dress she has a high baby bump. The next day, no bump at all. I hope Humps attorney’s jump on this. A little jail time for perjury would do this kunt a world of good.

  • Patricia Wallace

    Kris is well to be rid of her. Who knows what is going on with her. I
    don’t even think she is pregnant. One day she is a big, fat whale as in
    the white dress. Then in the leather pants picture she looks small.
    In the white dress she has a high baby bump. The next day, no bump at
    all. I hope Humps attorney’s jump on this. A little jail time for
    perjury would do this witch a world of good.