Welcome to your Monday addition of a little piece I like to call – LeAnn Rimes is drinking and tweeting again y’all. Yesterday LeAnn spent her romantic vacation with husband Eddie Cibrian tweeting compulsively, because nothing says we are happy and so into each other like spending all your vacation together online.
First of all no need to speculate, LeAnn let us know she was drinking with this little exchange:
After that it was just a matter of time before she got so wasted she started tweeting things that make zero sense. Drunk tweets are a dime a dozen for LeAnn, but this time it was particularly funny because @Your_Grammar corrected her, she responded with incoherent babble, and that led to some hilarious responses from twitterverse.
It started when LeAnn was having some ridiculous exchange with diehard fan @OneLuvRia about haunted houses, turning out lights, and scaring yourself when LeAnn tweeted this:
Which is when Your Grammar Police! attempted to teach LeAnn about the difference between your and you’re, and LeAnn’s response was … nothing short of classic:
So it is your phone’s fault that your tweets are nonsensical. Right … likely story. So I guess autocorrect (or is it Google this time – or maybe Brandi Glanville since you love blaming things on her) that turned, “tell that to my phone,” to, “duh them that to my phone.” Oh LeAnn … bless your wine drenched brain.
But that is not the best part; the best part was the reaction her tweet got. In fact I want to take this moment to thank all you clever twitter peeps who keep me LMAO – seriously thank you – you guys rock.
Without further ado here is a list of some of the funny response’s to LeAnn’s drunk tweet (at least I hope she was drunk because if not she might want to pick up where she left off when she quit school after the 8th grade – just sayin):
“@59 Camilla stupidity just hit a new low …”
“@FaithXFox she drinks a lot”
“@DirtyVegas5 Your excuse even has grammar issues. Hilarious. So Dumb.”
“@katieorser Should head back and learn proper English or put down the drink.”
“@curisformiles Said like a drunken sailor”
“@Coslopuss don’t tell me she didn’t just pop a few pills&chuf a few swigs of hooch #moonshinehillbilly”
“@Jessica_Jean06 I just lost IQ points reading that. Wewe, put down the bottle!”
And my personal favorite:
Ms. Rimes has since deleted all these response, leaving just one positive one, but not before I got screenshots of them – bwahahahaha. Gotcha LeAnn.
Listen I am not the grammar police. In fact I break grammatical rules on the daily – ‘cause I’m a rebel like that– but I at least make sure that what I am sending makes sense and does not make me look ‘dumber than a rock’. It is like LeAnn just writes whatever word pops into her head, and we are left reading tweets and thinking, “damn girl your stupid is showing again.” It certainly explains why LeAnn leaves the songwriting to others, because how can we expect her to write a song when she can’t even logically express herself with 140 characters.
Here is some unsolicited advice: slow down LeAnn, take your time, twitter isn’t going anywhere. A wise girl once said (and by wise girl of course I am referring to myself), it is better to think before you tweet, than to tweet dumb shit daily.
UPDATE: LeAnn has responded to CDL and others on Twitter – calling the dedicated author of this post, ‘this horrific “human being,”‘ who by the way, did not acquire HER husband and children by destroying another family and then gloating over her conquest.
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