So just days after getting out of rehab, everyone’s favorite perennial junkie Lindsay Lohan has been hosting the Chelsea Lately show. I was initially very surprised to learn this, but then I realized that the show was hosted on E!, and it all made sense.
Surprisingly, Lindsay wasn’t unbearable in the segment, although her comments about Kristen Stewart have been drawing some ire, especially from Twi-hards and Kristen fans. So the video of Kristen yelling at the paparazzi and telling them that they don’t ‘deserve to breathe the same air‘ as her obviously went viral, and Lindsay jokingly commented on the video, saying, “I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart finally showed some emotion.”
She also added, “Of course she hates photographers. They caught her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper.”
BURN. How badly can Kristen have messed up that even Lindsay Lohan feels like she has permission to make fun of you? Oh Kristen, how the mighty have fallen. Anyway, Lindsay immediately tries to pretend like her joke was no big deal, adding that she ‘loves’ Kristen Stewart, but you’re not fooling anybody. I mean, is Lindsay really somebody who can discuss showing ‘emotion’ on camera? As far as I know, that godawful Liz Taylor biopic on Lifetime showcased two expressions of Lindsay’s: bored and bored. Sorry, I meant one expression. Only I don’t even really know if it’s bored because her plastic surgery has made it impossible to discern when her face is trying to express emotion and when it’s not.