Monica Lewinsky’s black negligee, along with other “personal” items, have just been put up for auction. Its not her selling it now, she actually did this a while ago, no its a resale. But does it matter? Come on its the dress with a former president sperm on it. I hate to say it but the slip is actually a part of history.
For those who were too young to know what’s going on and actually had parents that tried to conceal this away from you then here’s the rundown. Bill Clinton was the president when he lied under oath by saying he never had sexual relations with his chubby intern. Even though (or because?) he was married to Hillary Clinton, the president was known for chasing the most unattractive mistresses in Washington. Don’t believe me, watch old episodes of “Family Guy“, they’ll get you up to date.
Back to the dress and the other crap (like handwritten love notes) which is probably suppose to be a bonus. A part of history (and the president) can be yours for only $2,750. Yes the price is high but do remember Hillary could possible run for presidency in 2016. Imagine she wins then someone could say “Madam President, did you know I have a sample of your husband’s DNA, by the way congratulations and yay for feminism”.
There are certain people who feel Monica got a rough deal after the whole nearly-impeached ordeal. I’m looking at Barbara Walters. I’m saying the same thing from when I was a kid and I’ll say it now. If she didn’t want the whole world to know she was a tramp she shouldn’t have preserved a sperm stained dress. She could have gotten it cleaned and her reputation would have stayed clean.
Tell me what you think about the dress. Is it honestly worth nearly three grand?
