While Los Angeles streets buzz with very expensive traffic, another thirsty generic Hollywood wanna be drops a sex tape. Myla Sinanaj, the XXX sushi leftovers of Kris ‘The Hump’ Humphries, was a New York City hotel worker, but now she’s a certified porno HOE!
Myla dated Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband, and reality TV co-star, Kris Humphries, briefly. She swallowed ‘The Hump’ immediately after his showmance marriage to Kim Kardashian, but eventually dropped his ass quicker than Snooki dropped the weight. Her super star ambitions overpowered her willingness to be held down by the doofus NBA player. To stave off being smothered in irrelevance, (like Vanessa Hudgens), Sinanaj openly bragged to the media about her adult porn film for Vivid Entertainment.
According to Radar Online, It’s not like a sex tape that was stolen or obtained, it was a porn movie she was specifically paid to make for Vivid. “It’s a sad attempt on Myla’s part to stay relevant, especially considering she was only paid $15,000 to make the tape!“
She would’ve come out a lot better if she just smashed Lamar Odom. Jennifer Richardson received more than that in airfare. $15,000 is a lot of money to an average chicken in middle America, but it’s a mocha Frappuccino to Hollywood heavy hitters. Sinanaj will soon regret not only selling herself, but selling herself for so cheap. She’ll never be Kim Kardashian excepting welfare cuts for a filthy naked flick. Myla also claims that Kim sloppy backs Kardashian was getting pounded by Kanye West way back when she was still involved with Reggie “You’re Not the Father!” Bush.
Every since Kim’s infamous sex tape, and Tiger Woods’ stable of hoes were introduced to society, sluts have been winning. College is a waste of time, and reality television has discouraged old Hollywood talents. This flamboyant sex tape outcry for attention will hopefully backfire, like it did for Montana ‘Fishburne’ and Kendra Wilkinson.
Somebody get this insignificant pigeon the phone number to a Suicide Prevention counselor, or better yet, give her Ray J’s phone number.