Baby pictures are the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want them to or not. So new mother, Kim Kardashian, has decided that posting Instagram booty pics aren’t garnering as much positive attention as they used to. You know how fickle the Hollywood crowd can be. You’re only as relevant as your last revealing Instagram pic.
So with that in mind, Kimmie has decided the world hasn’t had enough of her gorgeous self, and for our viewing pleasure, posted new pictures of baby North for us peasants to gawp at. Behold the wonder that is baby North!
Not that this writer has anything against baby pictures. Baby North is a beautiful little girl. While that goes without saying, I highly disapprove of exploiting any child for attention or for profit. So it really doesn’t come as a surprise that with Kimmie’s new fiancé, Kanye West, gallivanting around the country on his Yeezus tour, that she has turned to his BFF and her new stylist, Italian designer Riccardo Tisci, to take up the slack.
The new pics of a nearly five-month old North West being held lovingly by Tisci and you can’t help but wonder…why isn’t Kanye performing this new duty required of happy new fathers. I know Riccardo is Kanye’s bestest bro, but really, why isn’t the new father trying to make us all sick with repeated views of his baby girl? Most new fathers I know can’t help but take as many pictures of their baby girl in the bath, wearing new booties, or sleeping with the family cat on her head.
So what’s up? This writer has her suspicions that Kanyes’ BFF is more than that. We here at CDL have been saying for months that Kanye and Riccardo’s bromance is actually in fact, a romance! Rumor has it Kim was hesitant to date Kanye at all because of lingering suspicions that he might play for the other team.
But somehow, Kanye managed to wrangle a romance with the attention-seeking Kim, and also managed to put a bun in the oven. While North was incubating before her summer birth, rumors were strife that the real reason Kanye had decided to live in Paris, away from his surrogate mother (cough, cough, I meant beloved) was to be near his closest bro and proudly out confidante, Riccardo. They were literally attached at the hip. So much so, that the word on the street was that they were shacking up, and poor Kim was left to continue her painful pregnancy all by her lonesome.
There haven’t been too many North sightings until recently, aside from her Momager’s defunct talk show, or the occasional glimpse of a chubby little hand on one of her aunt’s Instagram or Twitter accounts. So what changed Kimmie’s mind to show off her little bundle of joy?
Well, you can always surmise that with their reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians tanking in the ratings, Kris Jenner’s failed foray into talk show land, and the dying marriages of her sister Khloe Kardashian and her mother Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner, it’s probably a safe bet to say that the world-at-large has had enough of the fair Kardashian clan.
But we haven’t really much of baby North! I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot more of her chubby cheeks in the months to come!
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