North West New Instagram Picture: Kim Kardashian Pretends She Cares About Seaweed (PHOTO)

North West New Instagram Picture: Kim Kardashian Pretends She Cares About Seaweed (PHOTO)

Fresh off her trip to Paris – that she took sans baby because baby or no baby she was not going to miss Fashion weekKim Kardashian decided to take a break from pimping herself out and shared a shot of baby Nori on her Instagram. The picture is of baby Nori swaddled tightly in a white blanket and surrounded by white fur with the caption, “I missed waking up with my little [emoji of an angel].”

Now granted the picture is cute and all but it would be nice if she could share a shot of Nori where her entire body isn’t hidden and where she looks happy and dressed all cute in all those fabulous outfits that were gifted to her.

North West New Instagram Picture: Kim Kardashian Pretends She Cares About Seaweed (PHOTO)

Furthermore, is it just me or does baby Nori always looks worried? Granted if Kim and Kanye were my parents I would be worried too because really where is the hope in all that. It could also be that she is anticipating all the school yard bullying she will one day endure since her parents gave her the unfortunate name North West, and then went and nicknamed her Nori which means seaweed. Yes nori is seaweed and is most commonly used to wrap sushi but also tastes good fried or on chicken. But I digress; the point is that is some messed up shit. I mean it is bad enough if they are going to leave her to be raised my nannies (or in baby Seaweed’s case perhaps a blessing) but they could have at least given her one reasonable name. And so from here on out I will be calling her baby Seaweed instead of baby Nori to prove my point on just how ridiculous this moniker is.

North West New Instagram Picture: Kim Kardashian Pretends She Cares About Seaweed (PHOTO)

As with everything Kardashian the timing of this second photo seems strategic because it comes on the heels of the news that ratings for Keeping Up With The Kardashians is at a record low, and the show could be in jeopardy of being cancelled. Well played Kim. Well. Played.

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