O.J. Simpson Getting Fatter And Fatter In Prison – Caught Stealing Cookies!

O.J. Simpson Getting Fatter And Fatter In Prison - Caught Stealing Cookies!

O.J. Simpson continues to get fatter and fatter in prison, and it’s not surprising why. According to a recent report, O.J. was caught stealing cookies from the cafeteria of his Nevada prison. Guards reportedly caught Simpson trying to sneak in the cookies under his prison clothes after lunch.

A source told the National Enquirer, “O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor.” The source adds, “The temptation of the cookies in the prison chow line was too much for him. So when the guard started pulling cookies out of O.J.’s shirt, the other inmates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over.” The guards were reportedly under the impression that he could be smuggling a banned item, but when they found out it was just cookies, they gave him a warning and let him off.

According to the reports, O.J. is suffering from severe diabetes and doctors have reportedly asked him to stop eating so many sweets and start exercising more. Apparently, O.J. tried to diet but couldn’t do it and gave up after a few weeks – a clear testament to his will power. And while O.J. is said to be embarrassed that he was caught trying to smuggle more cookies, source say that O.J.’s only source of pleasure in prison comes from eating food he enjoys. It’s a little depressing when you think about it that way, and you can almost feel sorry for the guy. But that’s before you remember what he’s in prison for, and all the sympathy melts away.

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  • He’s a cookie monster!

  • allie

    Caught stealing cookies, LOL still laughing at that one