Pippa Middleton Says She Had Major Hots For Her Childhood Hockey Coach!

Pippa Middleton Says She Had Major Hots For Her Childhood Hockey Coach!

Pippa Middleton can do whatever she wants: write party books, be awesome, and steal attention from the royals. Well, now she’s decided to try her hand at some freelance journalism by penning a contributing piece for Spectator Magazine. In the article, she commented on how she thought her childhood hockey coach was a good looking fella and went into some depth about how wonderful her “petite physique” was for playing sports. All right, Pippa, you don’t have to brag to the world how awesome your bod is . . . . (but, again, like we said above; she’s Pippa, and Pippa can do what she wants).

Talking about her good memories, she says that she can still hear “the booming voice of Mr. Markham, our fierce but undeniably fanciable coach, urging us all on.”

“I was captain and proud. My petite physique enabled me to nip and tuck my way past the bigger-chested girls. Elbows always helped; as did the derriere for defence (my ‘chest’ hadn’t developed back then)…it was brutal, but turns out to have been very useful practice for handling the media in later life.”

Well, Pippa, if your hockey coach wasn’t so old by now, we’d encourage you to marry the dude. Unfortunately, he’s probably aged a bit since your childhood sports days. Wonder if Kate Middleton had the same crush? It’s probably better though that Kate ultimately started to fancy Prince William, one of the most famous royal blokes in the world.

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