Queen Elizabeth Battles Aristocracy Over Kate Middleton Family Titles – “Keep The Commoners Out”

Queen Elizabeth Battles Artistocracy Over Kate Middleton Family Titles – “Keep The Commoners Out”

So, Pippa Middleton is all set to become a Lady once her parents are bestowed with aristocratic titles by Queen Elizabeth after big sis Kate Middleton gives birth to the future monarch this summer. Pipster will finally have those elusive aristo men flocking to her, falling to their knees and begging for her hand in marriage when she becomes “official.” This is exactly what mommy dearest Carole Middleton has always wanted for Pipsqueak: to have her own happily ever after with a rich, titled man who comes with a massive country estate.

But then again – what if it all backfires?

Pippa’s always been on the outskirts of the aristos’ social circles. Only a few have ever really accepted her – like George Percy, who’s since dumped their friendship for fear that her scandalous C – list celebrity status that she earned after the royal wedding would drag the Percy family name through the mud if he’s seen with her.

But most of the aristos have never fully let her in, nor have they ever considered her to be one of them. They’ve always sneered behind closed doors at Kate and Pippa – the “Wisteria Sisters,” as they were so aptly nicknamed for their ferocious ability to climb the social ladder by the very same aristos they’ve always been so desperate to impress – and the rest of the crude, social climbing Middleton family.

Which makes me wonder if in fact it will get better or if it will just keep going steadily downhill for the Boleyns – er, I mean the Middletons – even if they get titles with the royal birth this summer? Even if they get titles, it’s quite possible the upper echelons of society still won’t be impressed with the meddling Middletons – in fact, the top crust of society could wind up being utterly pissed off with the Queen and the entire House of Windsor for officially raising the scheming Middletons into the ranks of the titled elite of society.

I really don’t think the aristo doors that the Middletons have been drooling to get through all these years will finally be open to them once they’ve got titles attached to their names. Instead, this whole thing could backfire in a massive way. In reality, the royal family might be aligning themselves with the Middletons, instead of the Middletons being accepted into the upper crusty folds of British society. Giving titles to the Middletons could be a mistake of epic proportions on the part of the royal family.

And anyway, didn’t Prince William like the fact the Midds are commoners? Wasn’t that what attracted him to them in the first place – the fact they don’t have any titles?! And exactly what contribution has the Middleton family made to Britain? Other than providing Willy with a submissive royal bedmate to produce the future heir? No other commoner in-laws have received titles – why should the pushy, social climbing, meddling Midds?

This whole thing is playing out like the Boleyns infiltrating Henry VIII’s court. Take note Middletons: it didn’t end well for the Boleyns… just sayin’. Either way you spin it, it’s not looking good for Pippa. Poor pipster. She really got left in the mud – along with the Middleton family name – when her sister married her prince.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.mcguire.31 Victoria McGuire

    What a total bunch of crap reporting. The Queen can do whatever she wants to do and even accepted margarets commoner fling, husband. Charles whore lover. the Middletons have done nothing like the scandelour=se so called royalys.

  • keri12

    Why does this article state Pippa will become a Lady, when St. James Palace said in January that there were no plans for Michael Middleton or any of his family to be given a title?

    On January 27th, articles were written in the Telegraph and the Daily Mail about Michael Middleton possibly being given a title. A few days later new articles were in each newspaper saying St.James Palace advised there were no plans to give him a title, and there never had been.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marliio Martha Conner

    Hmm sounds like you are really jealous of the middletons and I doubt they were more pushy than the aristocrats at climbing the social later. They just didnt like it that the MIddletons were better at playing the game than they were, is what I am presuming!!1 lol You british and your games!!

  • keri12

    What I don’t get is why this article rants on about an assumption that was corrected by St. James Palace 2 months ago. If the Queen had decided to give Michael Middleton a title there would be nothing wrong in that, the Queen has the right to bestow a title on anyone she pleases.

    But the fact remains that it isn’t the case, so why the long, negative story about an imaginary situation? Seems to be just another reason for the writer of this article to say something disparaging about the Middletons. It’s like the writer has some sort of vendetta against the Middleton family. Totally weird.