Wow, what is it with British guys cheating on their girlfriends with Australian chicks? First it was Zayn Malik and now him, too? Oh God. Robert Pattinson got real cozy with a blonde woman at the Adelaide’s Big Day Out at the Showgrounds in Australia two nights ago where he enjoyed watching some of his favorite bands, including Vampire Weekend, Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Killers. Now it’s time to meet Alexandra Warner, Robert Pattinson’s new sexy Australian girlfriend. Is Rob sleeping with Alexandra just to piss off home wrecker Kristen Stewart? Look at the timing – Rob has struck right when Liberty Ross has filed for divorce. Is this a coincidence or karma?
Forget about that, we want to know who the blonde chick Alexandra is and why she has this huge smile on her smile. You know, usually when girls have such a big grin on their face, it’s because they had been pleasured in all the right places (if you know what we mean) and this girl is definitely showing it in the pic above. While the actor claims she was just a fan who stopped by and asked to have a picture taken with him, that little lip rising (almost looking liking a smile) says it all – he’s trying to get back at Kristen.
And you know what? We’re not mad at him for it. Kristen was busy banging her director Rupert Sanders, so why shouldn’t he have some fun and get back at her for what she did to him? I mean – let’s be real – every man’s dream is to hope that their girlfriend cheats on them… just because it gives them the same right, and we happen to be smart enough to use it to our advantage — we could cheat ten times and still get away with the ‘.. but you cheated on me, too’ card. Go get some R-Patz!!
He also opted to pose with a couple of mutual friends, including John Day who had the following to say after the event: “He was very cool, very gracious and good humoured … I asked him how he was enjoying Adelaide and he said he’d only been here a short time and hadn’t seen much. I asked him what he (Rob) thought of the Flinders Ranges and he wasn’t sure what or where that was, so he had a bit of a laugh about that.”
Dressed for the occasion, Robert wore his usual baseball cap to keep a low profile at the festival, while wearing a checkered shirt and a pair of jeans. Later that night, Rob made his way over to the Grace Emily Hotel where he downed a few bottles of beer before probably asking that sexy blonde chick to his hotel room. His British and the Brits are known to cheat on their girlfriends a lot, and considering that Kristen is an ugly-piece of crap, Pattinson probably needed something prettier to look at when he lays it down! Ha.