Hello, kiddies! It’s that spooky time again when we all put on our best Halloween couture on, and do our best to frighten our neighbors into handing over all that candy! Well, I think that only applies to us normal ghosts and goblins. If you’re Kristen Stewart or Robert Pattinson, you spend all year pretending you’re going to break up while secretly pining for the other, and then you pretend NO ONE will notice when you plan a ghostly rendezvous!
After a four-hour reunion (SEE PIC TOGETHER HERE) that at included their dogs Bear and Bernie on Oct. 30, Rob decided that he wanted more of his former paramour, and decided to go for a Halloween hook-up. That’s right. After all the hell she put Rpatz through with her foray into trampire territory, he decided he wanted some more angst to go with all that partying at the Viper Room and pretending he’d moved on with Dylan Penn.
I don’t know how good ole Rob could consider going through all that again. Especially after the first time she ripped his heart out! You know the time she dressed up as that Thuggee priest in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. When she cheated with Rupert Sanders, she literally turned him into that poor sap whose heart is ripped, still beating, from his poor body. Rob never recovered.
Poor Rob has been doing his best to show us he’s better off for the split and has spent his time partying at the Viper Room and Chateau Marmont, dating the likes of Dylan Penn, and carrying on as if he no longer feels the ragged space his heart used to occupy.
So, after what was likely a tearful reunion with the doggies. Rob decided he would dress up as a flagellant for Halloween. Apparently, he didn’t inflict enough pain on his handsome self when he decided to take Kristen back after her dalliance with Rupert Sanders. Fair enough, since he loved her. But dude, she cheated on you! Have some self-respect!
With that said, HollywoodLife is reporting they couldn’t stand the distance anymore. So Kstew decided she’d don his old vampire outfit and suck what remaining life poor Rob has left from his body.
Poor Rob, he he’s been a frightful mess since they broke up. I guess he’s into inflicting pain on himself. That’s how it’s going to end up, dude if you take her back! She’ll do it again. Once a cheater…always a cheater. I wonder what those two crazy kids got up to all by their lonesome on All Hallows Eve? Couldn’t have been watching a marathon of Saw and hoping for extra butter on the popcorn! What do you guys think?
I think I’d choose the popcorn. Happy Halloween!
From FameFlynet – the people who took the pics – Amidst never-ending speculation about whether they will rekindle their romance after her highly criticized public cheating scandal, FameFlynet can confirm that ‘Twilight’ stars and ex lovers Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson enjoyed a 4 hour visit together at his Beverly Hills home on October 30, 2013. Photographers followed Stewart and her signature beat up blue pickup truck into the gated community where Robert lives. Aerial pics taken of his rented Mediterranean style mansion during the visit suggest that she parked her car in his garage, minimizing the neighborhood gossip of their long-awaited reunion. Hours after their secret afternoon rendezvous, these exclusive pictures show Kristen leaving Robert’s gated home with him following close behind her in his silver SUV. The two intended on continuing their clandestine reunion elsewhere but Kristen was shocked to find out their get-together had been documented by photogs and angrily wagged her middle finger at them as she drove past.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet