Robert Pattinson and Liberty Ross Plan Revenge Sex Hookup In London

Robert Pattinson and Liberty Ross Plan Revenge Sex Hookup In London

Eyebrows were raised when we heard that Robert Pattinson and Liberty Ross bumped into each other at an after party for the Golden Globes. We immediately pointed and supposed that the two had time to chat, leading to Liberty’s divorce within the week. As if that series of events isn’t proof enough, a source claimed that Rob, who is currently avoiding Kristen Stewart while filming in Australia, is “keen to meet up” with Liberty “when they’re both in London in March.”

Liberty did everything right—after being publicly humiliated as scorned wife, she worked hard to keep her family whole, insisting on couple’s therapy and normal holiday traditions. But if Rupert Sanders’ attitude is anything like Kristen’s, not even Neil Patrick Harris with a magic wand could fix the relationship! And that’s saying something. Besides, any man who seeks out the company of Kristen must be seriously deranged, and definitely isn’t the sort of person you want to raise kids with—or even a house plant! Kristen is straight up nasty—Rupert was smart enough to let her go once news of the affair hit, and we think it’s time for Robert to do the same!

Thank god, Robert seems to have wised up, and has been ignoring Kristen’s pathetic phone calls and won’t encourage her to visit. In fact, he seems to have claimed the entire continent of Australia as his own, leaving Kristen to dither around in the states, searching out more married men to unapologetically sleep with. Honestly, Robert is young. He needs to dump the greasy-haired ball and chain, and open himself up to new relationships, new people, and new experiences! What’s the point of nearly infinite wealth if your partner just wants to lie around at home in dirty v-necks, refusing to admit any mistakes? Rob and Liberty owe it to each other to hook up (and publicly) to exact sweet revenge on their exes. Revenge is best served cold, but that doesn’t mean the sex can’t be flaming hot!



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