Robert Pattinson Badly Bruised and Beaten in L.A. — Did Kristen Stewart Teach His Face A Lesson? (PHOTO)

Robert Pattinson Badly Bruised and Beaten in L.A. -- Did Kristen Stewart Teach His Face A Lesson? (PHOTO)

Robert Pattinson was spotted in L.A. Wednesday sporting a fairly decent sized bruised on his left eye, as well as a nasty bruise on his swollen hand. The celebrity was photographed looking rough and tumbled while carrying a take-out container from California Chicken Cafe, a popular L.A. eatery. He also wore a pair of sunglasses to cover up, what appears to be, that battered eye of his. Check out the pic of his face above.

While it would be extremely hilarious to find out that Kristen Stewart taught his face a lesson with her fist, it’s going to be kind of hard for us to prove that one. Honestly, Robert Pattinson doesn’t seem like the time of dude to go around the city starting fights, but who knows . . . . Celebrities, all across the board, have fought over many silly things.

Chances are the bruises were just leftover makeup from a current film. But don’t they usually wash that off, and why would he feel the need to cover himself up so much if he wasn’t trying to hide anything? So many questions!

What are your thoughts on this matter? Did R-Pattz get in a back alley brawl over a girl? Did he have a disagreement with his drug dealer? Did he and Rupert Sanders have an epic confrontation over the past? Speculate in the comments section below. Fan fiction welcome.

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  • Jane3

    CDL..is that all you got. Rob is not covering up, he usually wears sunglasses and that’s not a bruise under his eye or on his hand. Rob looks fine as always. Your story is a piece of garbage.

  • thebutcher

    Is your boner for the whore kristen ever going to go away?