Despite his awkward facial expressions during Twilight vampire sex scenes, real-life human women say Robert Pattinson is quite the sex god! Call me surprised—and not surprised. If Kristen Stewart was gettin’ it good at home, why did she stray into the open arms of married man Rupert Sanders? We’ve reported that since Robert took her back, she’s trained him to be her sex slave, and they often have sex as often as seven times a day! Well, Kristen must be seriously demented (like we didn’t know that already!) if she thinks sex with Rob is boring, since his exes can’t shut up about how amazing he is in the boudoir!
Girls are lining up to be his next victim, according to an ex who told their dirty sex secrets to Star Magazine, print edition February 18, 2013. “No matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed!” an ex gushed. It isn’t unheard of—in fact, I think that post-fight sex makes the top-ten list of best sex. But this is the first we’ve heard about Rob excelling at it! “We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home.” Another common tactic—the sexy, no touching just smoldering technique. The sexual frustration is aggravated by the forbiddingness of it all. It’s a tactic we’d expect from Ian Somerhalder, but Rob’s cute little blustering interview style doesn’t really scream I am the king of all sex, forever.
Star called him seducer-level on their list of the best lovers in Hollywood. But we have to wonder—if he has the moves, the bone structure, and the clumsy stumbling interview style, why is he settling for nasty trampire Kristen? There are literally thousands of hopeful women who are (ignoring a Twilight or Edward Cullen obsession/stalker habit) perfectly tolerable girlfriend material! It’s time for Robert to dump sticky, unwashed Kristen and sow his wild oats. He’s in Australia, and it seems the perfect place to start. Beautiful location, expansive beaches, and plenty of smart ladies! Do you think Rob will ever dump Kristen for good?
