And the strangest story of 2013 thus far goes to . . . Taylor Swift getting dumped by Harry Styles because she thought having sex with someone uncircumcised was gross! Cringe worthy news, for sure! I guess this means rumors that Taylor wouldn’t have sex with Harry were true—we just didn’t know the real reason she insisted on keeping her knees shut!
“Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised—she even suggested he undergo surgery!!” So reported a source to National Enquirer, print edition February 4, 2013. Poor Harry “was sick and tired of Taylor nagging him about clipping” it! Voice of reason asks: Isn’t it really dangerous to do that as an adult? Maybe it isn’t, and I just saw it on Friends.
But Taylor was as persistent as ever. “Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get it . . . snipped!” That’s a bit much, isn’t it? I mean, if he agreed, and they broke up (as they were fated to do), he’d go down in history as the guy who cut off that for a 2-month relationship!
We’ve already noticed that Taylor is a bit two-faced—goody two shoes in music, but a total player in real life! If these reports are true, the girl is not only obsessive; she’s a control freak! Of course, their argument completely disregards the “is circumcision cruel abuse” debate (Harry should have gone that path and ended the discussion!), but it does raise the question: is Taylor capable of a normal relationship, or will she always nit pick and destroy it from the inside out? And how on earth will she turn this penis snipping scandal into a hit song?