Taylor Swift is America’s broken-hearted beauty. She didn’t get to the top by donating blow jobs to music producers. Her artistry blossomed with age, and now she’s in movies, has her own perfume, and has sold millions of albums. She’s skinnier than Beyoncé, more likeable than Adele, and younger than Lady Gaga. We all hate her because we love her.
Did you see her VMA performance? The country pop princess has succeeded at luring us all into her world, not just into her music, but that won’t stop the Bible Thumpers at Westboro Baptist Church from boycotting her upcoming Kansas City Show. As a songwriter, she has been honored by the Nashville Songwriters Association and the Songwriters Hall of Fame, but as a Christian she’s “strutting across the world stage like a proud whore” according to Westboro.
True, Taylor has been ran thru more times than an NYC substation, but Taylor is NOT’ “proud.” Taylor’s been linked to everyone from John Mayer, to the Kennedy family, but she’s still a virgin because oral sex does not count. The Holy Bunch criticized her persona referring to the blonde vacuum’s “immodest vulgar appearance” and “serial fornication,” and calls her “the poster child for the young whores of doomed-America.” Wonder what they think of Lil Wayne’s music?
Maybe Taylor Swift should do a song with Lil Wayne? If Taylor is really ‘Fearless’ she should ‘Speak Now’. First Westboro protested Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral, now this. What do they have against Taylors? Liz must be rolling in her diamond encrusted grave thinking “Damn! I had to casting couch hop for years, and die to get my recognition from the church. I have shoes older than that little rookie!”
Westboro should protest a real star’s concert next time. We all know you have to get at least 4 surgeries, three divorces, and join celebrity apprentice to be considered a REAL star. Sorry T Swizzle.
Fragrance Foundation Awards at the Alice Tully Hall in New York City, New York on June 12, 2013
