The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice is a real piece of work, isn’t she? We have watched her feud with her brother Joe Gorga and his wife Melissa Gorga for years now. Last season she launched what became known as “strippergate”, basically a witch hunt to try and prove that Melissa was once a stripper. Teresa’s attempts failed and it left her on the outs with not just her family, but most of the RHONJ cast as well.
Caroline Manzo decided to talk to both Teresa and her brother individually to try and push them back together. In her words, life is just too short for all of this nonsense. I have to admit, I really thought that Teresa was beyond the point of being able to shock any one. She has said and done everything – or so I thought.
Last night we watched Teresa fill in her husband, Joe Giudice, on her upcoming meeting with Caroline and she starts talking about being completely baffled by her brother. She just doesn’t understand how he stays under Melissa’s control and then it’s like a light bulb goes on in Tre’s head. She remembers an old Italian thing that says that if a man tastes a woman’s menstrual blood then he’ll instantly be under her control. Teresa quickly comes to the conclusion that Joe must have been practicing oral sex at the wrong time of the month and that’s how Melissa snagged herself a husband! There you go – Joe drank from the leaky faucet and that explains his relationship with Melissa!
Obviously Teresa knew that this laughter filled chat would make the cut by Bravo’s producers because hey, it’s beyond controversial! Has she gone too far this time? This shows that Teresa has virtually no filter when it comes to those that she’s at odds with. Do you think that either of the Gorgas will comment on Teresa’s disgusting comment? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!
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