Another sham celebrity marriage. What a surprise! Hollywood’s filled with sham marriages, some designed to hide their sexual orientation, some designed to improve the profile of each person, and some designed to increase public interest. Do you think Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston met on the streets and fell in love? If you did, I hate to burst your bubble, but they were set up by publicists because they were two of the hottest actors in town at that time and getting married would make them more famous and more in-demand for roles. Now, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are not even close to being on the level of Brad and Jen. They’re more like the reality show version of them, a.k.a. D-list celebrities who want to become C-list celebrities through their marriage.
Now, not to be unfair to Tori Spelling since she actually was a legitimate actress once upon a time, it’s more like the higher echelon of C-list celebrityhood that Dean and Tori occupy.
Anyway, Star Magazine has run with their ‘exclusive’ report on how Dean and Tori’s wedding is a sham, something which we could have told you the minute they got married. A ‘source’ tells Star, “Dean’s bags are packed; he is done with Tori and all her drama.He’s even set up meetings with divorce attorneys to see what his options are, and he’s been house hunting. Tori has no idea.”
The source then adds, “He’s stayed with Tori for the money and fame, but it’s now at a point where he knows he’ll be set for life, so he can leave the marriage.” Apparently, Tori has ‘no idea’, because she believes their relationship is as strong as ever.
Ok, so now let me translate this article for those of you who don’t understand tabloid hogwash. Dean married Tori to get more money, and Tori married Dean so she could get more famous. When they both realized that none of this was happening, at least not anymore, they decided on a plan to leak strategic news of their ‘breakup’ every few months or so to make sure they stay relevant. It’s as transparent as it is ridiculous, and I pity the poor people who keep buying Star and seeing these two on the cover.
Editor’s Note: Remember when Dean
accidentally tweeted a pic of Horse Face with bare breasts? That was another pathetic attempt by these no-talent bums to stay/become relevant.