Breaking news – Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott are apparently so strapped for cash they can’t afford to get him a vasectomy! Is it a coincidence that this revealing tid bit comes to light just 2 days after her tell all memoire, Spelling it Like it Is, was released for publication? I think not! What better publicity could this poor, little, bug-eyed rich girl ask for than revealing to the world how hard up for cash she is? Of course, if you want to know the details of how Hollywood royalty could fall on such hard times you need to pick up the book.
Let’s take a moment to analyze all this. Wasn’t it just last year that the reality duo sold their huge Malibu mansion for over $2 Million dollars? Oh poor Tori, they apparently lost a whopping $200 grand on the sale, but managed to buy an equally giant mansion in the exclusive Sherwood Country Club gated community in Thousand Oaks, California. With neighbors like Britney Spears, she is clearly headed straight for the poorhouse.
Clinging to the lifestyle only her ridiculously wealthy, mogul father could give her, Tori candidly describes her hard times in an interview for People Magazine. “We’re in the entertainment business, and things change year to year. We don’t have a series on the air right now, so we have to be more restrictive of what we can spend, just like anyone who doesn’t currently have a steady job.” Ummm, maybe I’m the only person on the planet reading this wrong, but isn’t she really just saying, they don’t have as much money coming in as they did when their show was still in syndication? Newsflash ladies and gentlemen, Tori and Dean are not hard up for cash! They just don’t have as much as they want!
My prediction, this whole vasectomy bologna is just a humorous excuse for her to get pregnant with baby number 5 and secure another “exciting” season of Tori & Dean. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I will be waiting with bated breath to see how this all plays out. In the meantime, I never want to hear the words money troubles and Tori Spelling in the same sentence until she is spotted pan handling on Hollywood Boulevard.
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