Angelina Jolie and her family are back in the US, so the tabloids have taken this opportunity to once again jump on the ‘Angelina Jolie starving herself!’ bandwagon. According to a new report from the National Enquirer, Angelina is apparently eating ‘ancient’ bird grains to lose weight. Um…. I’m not really sure how to react to this story.
The Enquirer claims, “Angelina has become hooked on foods prepared with ‘ancient grains’ that only a parakeet could love. Angie’s always been a fan of healthy seeds and grains, but lately she’s taken it to a whole new level. She claims they provide her with nutrients she can’t find anywhere else, plus shinier skin. But the problem is that she’s not balancing her diet with fruits, meats or vegetables.”
Apparently, eating only bird grains is really bad for you – who would have guessed? [That was sarcasm]. Angelina’s always been a very skinny person, but it’s starting to feel like the tabloids are desperately trying to give an explanation to Angelina’s weight, instead of understanding that it’s a combination of being very active, being very busy, not eating much, and chasing after her army of children. Who wouldn’t lose weight when you’re directing a major studio tentpole and are also taking care of six children?
Anyway, the Enquirer’s ‘source’ also adds that Brad Pitt is extremely worried about Angelina’s weight, another story we’ve heard a million times before. I guess these people don’t realize that Brad loves his women skinny, and he’s always loved them skinny.
Either way, this supposed source explains, “The fact that Angie’s replacing her meals with what’s effectively bird food is a huge worry for Brad. Her diet might be healthier but Brad’s telling her she needs to put some meat on those bones!”
What do you guys think? Is Angelina eating only ancient bird grains? Where would she even find this stuff? Also, if she really was eating only bird grains, I have a feeling she would have keeled over from hunger by now, what with the amount of work she does on a daily basis. No one can survive on just grains for an extended period of time, not even Angelina Jolie.
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