So apparently, Prince Harry needs a dog to replace his revolving door of girlfriends. Of course he does. According to the Daily Fail [which fails on everything BUT royal coverage], Kate Middleton is buying Prince Harry a labrador, because he’s just so lonely, you guys. Poor, rich, lonely prince. If we cry tears of solidarity with you, can we have golden crowns rain down upon us as well?
Ok, maybe that was a tad bit harsh. The Daily Mail’s source elaborates by explaining, “Kate knows how much Harry loves Lupo, and how much joy he brings him, so it makes sense he should have his own puppy. Apparently she is willing to look after the dog if Harry has to go abroad for Royal duties or with the Army. Kate and William worry that Harry gets lonely living on his own, so a pet puppy would be a great solution.”
Let’s rephrase that: Kate and William worry that Harry will go partying/get drunk/get up to his old shenanigans/go back to any one of his unsuitable ex-girlfriends, and they’ve decided to buy him a dog as a distraction. It would be sweet if it wasn’t so transparent.
I suppose it’s also a coincidence that Cressida Bonas just happens to have a huge litter of dogs at her own home, and that Harry supposedly became very attached to them whenever he went to visit Cressida.
In the end, whether Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are still together, it’s pretty obvious that the royals are against their relationship. Getting Harry his own dog is just their latest way of showing it, even though Queen Elizabeth really could put an end to it with a swish of her fingers. Then again, Harry’s always proven to be the most rebellious member of the family, so maybe a simple order from the queen wouldn’t suffice.
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