Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Definitely not Khloe Kardashian. The foul-mouthed bum-bat made her family proud during a radio interview on Thursday (07/24/2014). Khloe and her new man(tle) piece, French Montana, discussed their vile sex life with Power 105.1 FM’s Angie Martinez.
French Monatana (worst.name.in.the.history.of.the.universe) is currently observing Ramadan, which means that he isn’t allowed any food, drink, smoking or sex until sundown. “No sex. So fun […] I have been [torturing him]. Every single day. Torture,” said Khloe The Ignorant. She also referred to Montana as “pure”, “holy” and “virginal”.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you turn an innocent interview into a carousel of chipped horror-horses. Khloe clearly lost her sanity post-Lamar Odom. Something snapped and something cracked (or smoked crack), and that was the end of it. No more Khloe. Now more horror. No more respect.
Here’s why:
Khloe: “If I’m having fun and if I like this kid, no one else should care; they’re not f**king [Montana]. Or maybe they are? I don’t know.“
Montana: “Khloe’s cool as hell, man.”
Khloe: “People are gonna comment no matter what. If I dated the most clean-cut perfect guy, they’re gonna comment. That’s just the way it is.”
Montana: “It was Puff. Puff was the one that put us together. I was like Puff –I forgot how it went.”
More Montana: “Everybody was in the studio. Scott [Disick] was there. Scott was drunk. I was like, ‘I got a party tomorrow,’ and everybody was like, ‘We all coming.’ [Khloe] was like ‘Hell yeah, I wanna go.’ Next day, Puff was like, ‘Hit her to come to the party.’”
Khloe: “Buuhhhbles!”
Montana: “Unicorn babies!”
CDL: “W.T.ACTUAL.F?”
Bruce Jenner: “…”
What do you think? Is Khloe losing her mind? What’s wrong with French Montana’s everything? Let us know your valuable thoughts in the comments below.
