Khloe Kardashian Nude Topless Vine Video: Watch Her Show Off Naked Boobs

Khloe Kardashian Nude Topless Vine Video: Watch Her Show Off Naked Boobs

Khloe Kardashian is feeling super confident these days. Despite her reputation for being the less attractive heavy set sister, Khole is apparently happy with her body as she has been flashing her chest all over town as of late. Shortly After making the ever so important announcement that she would be leaving Keek for Vine, she posted her very first video topless because…of course.

In the video, Khloe’s make up artist Joyce Bonelli is rubbing her down with some topical substance as Khloe being the classy dame that she is screams at the top of her lungs “Get glamed, get your tits rubbed“. Some believe that Joyce is rubbing lotion on the reality star, but since she is a make up artist and Khloe is a Kardashian, chances are it’s probably some magic potion Kris Jenner whipped up in her cauldron to hide Khole’s stretch marks-or it’s topical tanner.

There isn’t much to say as the Kardashian’s are extremely insipid bunch. There aren’t many layers to these people which makes analysis difficult. They use sex to sell just about everything because they don’t have any other redeeming qualities. Their mantra seems to be, if you don’t have anything smart or insightful to say, flash your genitals/breasts and wait for further instructions.

Khloe however always struck me as the smarter one with the semi-interesting personality, I once watched an interview with Kourtney and Kim and I could actually feel brain cells withering up and dying inside my head. It seems they can’t converse about anything outside of who they’re mounting, what they’re wearing, and which plastic surgery procedures can be written off as business expenses during tax season. Sadly, it seems that Khloe is trying to match their level of vapid stupidity just to fit in with her family. When she does things like this it reeks of try hard, she is essentially dumbing herself down to accepted in her family.

As much as I would like to think Khloe has the capacity to be different, I have to remember she was born into a family of wolves. Anytime your own mother tries to push a nose job on you when you’re barely In training bra and is very cryptic about your paternity you’re bound to have some issues. I feel bad for her. On the bright side, I am glad Khloe is feeling better about her body. She was being fat shamed way before Kim got pregnant with a kid she would go on to ignore. She’s been dealing with people comparing her to her sisters for a long time, and I would bet money her sisters passive aggressively enforce her place on the attractiveness hierarchy. What do you guys think?  Should Khloe proudly bear her new found confidence or should she set herself apart from her sisters and put some clothes on? Sound off in the comments section!

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