Kim Kardashian is getting ready to stumble down the aisle for the third time and as expected, marriage is never easy for the reality whorelette. In fact, this time even her wedding is turning into a scramble thanks to Bruce Jenner. Kim and baby daddy Kanye West have signed on to let E! Televise the nuptials and supposedly somewhere within the initial contract that Kimmie sign it lays out that Bruce Jenner is to walk her down the aisle. That, is a huge problem because he is knee deep in his transformation into a woman.
Bruce already has the weave, grandma’s coral lipstick and the french tips. He also recently shaved his Adam’s apple (larygneal shave) and began hormone therapy. The only thing left is full gender reassignment surgery and according to our sources Bruce can’t wait to have that done. Kim wants the wedding to be perfect and realized that if she waited until June to marry Bruce may no longer resemble (step)father of the bride so she bumped up the date!
Of course Kim is one of the most selfish people on earth so in her mind this has nothing to do with Bruce being true to himself and everything to do with purposely setting out to ruin her day. Supposedly all three of the Kardashian sisters are embarrassed by Bruce’s recent changes and don’t want to be seen with him. Ironically I think Kim is perfectly capable of ruining the wedding anyway- she’s marrying a hot head! Kanye is certain to lose it over something, right? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!