Demi Moore Robbed: Criminals Stole $200K Worth Of Clothing From Her Storage Unit In Mysterious, Unexplainable Theft!

Demi Moore Robbed: Criminals Stole $200K Worth Of Clothing From Her Storage Unit In Mysterious, Unexplainable Theft!

Demi Moore got robbed. The clever criminals stole “high-end, and in some cases, irreplaceable clothing items” to the tune of $200,000. How’s that for a Friday morning doozy? Firstly, who robs Demi Moore? Secondly, what happened to Demi Moore’s career? These questions need answers and no one is stepping up to the quiz show plate.  Demi stored said expensive clothing in a storage unit in North Hollywood – why she didn’t keep it under lock and safe is a question that remains unanswered.

Demi allegedly sent her team to fetch something from the storage unit on Monday, but as they walked into the storage room, crying and sobbing on clipboards (Demi can be mean), they noticed several open spaces sticking out like divorced polygamists. The lock was intact and there was no sign of forced entry, i.e. inside job. Also, the storage unit was left unchecked for six months, so the robbers had more than enough time to rob Demi blind.

But what about a surveillance video? There’s always blurry, Balaklava-ridden footage stashed away in dusty back rooms. No. Not in this case. According to TMZ, “We’re told Demi’s people say no one’s been to the storage unit in 6 months — so the theft could’ve gone down as far back as last year … and surveillance video at the place doesn’t go back that far.”

So a storage unit worth hundreds of thousands of dollars doesn’t have the technology to store footage older than six months? Is this 1989? Do they still use VHS tapes? Something smells fishy, like sushi-fishy served on a fish dish.

Demi is a magnet for bad luck and horrid relationships. Perhaps she should stay away from Rumer Willis for a while. We don’t want her daughter to “break a leg” on that camp carnival show they call Dancing with The Stars.

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