Times are tough these days, even for Kate Middleton and the rest of the Royal Family. Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, and the rest of the royals are reportedly broke as a joke! We totally get that the economy is horrible right now, but we are seriously trying to wrap our minds around how the Royal Family could lose control of billions of dollars – in the worst case scenario they literally just have to get dressed and smile for a camera to make a couple hundred grand if they need it, so we don’t expect the British Royals to be homeless anytime soon. Will Kate Middleton be forced to actually do a reality show like the Kardashians – Camilla Parker-Bowles allegedly accused The Duchess of Cambridge of being the British version of Kim Kardashian recently – was she predicting the future? Where has all of the royal money gone?
The July 20 cover of GLOBE Magazine features a photo of Queen Elizabeth and the rest of her family, Prince Charles, Prince William, Kate Middleton, and Camilla Parker-Bowles. The bold headlines screams, “It’s Official: The Royals Are BROKE!” The cover goes on to tease that Prince Harry blew through his $15 Million inheritance on “drugs, booze, and women.” Prince Charles can’t afford the $400 Million that it will cost to divorce his cheating wife Camilla Parker-Bowles. And, Kate and Will are allegedly pinching pennies and the future King of England just accepted a job working for a measly $60,000 a year salary. And, to top it all off, somehow Queen Elizabeth lost control of her $12 Billion fortune.
In other celebrity gossip news, this week’s cover of GLOBE Magazine teases that 75 year old Paul Hogan is not in good health, and the Australian comedian and actor is allegedly “fading fast.” The magazine features a photo of the ailing Crocodile Dundee, and he is nearly unrecognizable, and doesn’t look like he is in very good shape at all.
So, do you believe that the Royal Family is really broke? Where could all of their money have gone, seriously how do you lose billions of dollars? Will they start selling off some of their property to make ends meet? Let us know what you think in the comments below, and don’t forget to pick up this week’s edition of GLOBE Magazine as soon as it hits newsstands!
If you want GLOBE delivered to your door each week, you can subscribe HERE!
