Amal Alamuddin has Kim Kardashian begging to be her legal assistant but George Clooney forbids it according to a new report. Kim Kardashian is a D-list reality star without a proper education, and the only reason she became famous is because of a well-timed sex tape. So pardon us if we burst out laughing with this latest report from the National Enquirer, which claims that Kim wants to become Amal Alamuddin’s legal assistant. Um… ok.
Apparently, since Amal Alamuddin is currently working on a case related to the Armenian genocide, Kim wants to get involved since she’s so ‘outspoken about her Armenian heritage.’
The Enquirer’s source adds, “Kim has been calling George’s [Clooney] handlers, pleading for an introduction to Amal. Kim also emailed Amal’s London law office hoping to track her down. Despite that Kim doesn’t have a law degree or even a college degree, she wants Amal to hire her as a consultant on the Armenia case.”
I’m all for bashing Kim Kardashian and her ridiculous attempts to make herself a legitimate celebrity, but even I don’t think she’d be stupid or clueless enough to do this. I can see Kim chasing down agents, managers, and even writers in trying to land a movie career, but she’s not so entirely idiotic that she would actually believe that she had any shot at working for someone of Amal’s stature. Plus, if Amal needed a legal assistant, I doubt Kim Kardashian is anywhere near making her list of candidates. And even in addition to all that, George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin probably treat Kim as though she’s kryptonite – as in, not to be touched with a ten foot pole.
What do you guys think about Kim wanting to become Amal’s legal assistant? Do you think it’s ridiculous, or does it fall in line with Kim’s excessively high aspirations for her future? Maybe Kim Kardashian herself leaked this story to associate her name with Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney, knowing that it would get her publicity. Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.